Car for Sale


Perfect for Liquor Store Heists

A recent change of circumstances brings this unusual car on to the market just in time for spring.  Well known to Police Departments throughout Long Island, it is the soon to be former property of a pair of stick up artists with a particular focus on liquor stores.

Because of its size and very high manueverability, this is the ideal vehicle for negotiating clogged suburban streets and highway arteries in hot pursuit situations. ¬†Possessing unique provenance and fully serviced & very recently fueled it is ready to resume it’s wayward career in the hands of a sympathetic new owner.

Serious offers in excess of $25,000 entertained on behalf of owners who have recently relocated to the Clinton Cooperative housing facility in Dannemora, N.Y.

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